smaug-king-under-the-mountain:

loveintheshadowsistheonlykind:

thebakerstreetboyz:

riesshistoria:

what will surely be the downfall of evolutionism (part one)

I’m choking

literally weak with laughter omg

oh god

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benchiladas:

im all about cute girls who could probably beat me up 

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simplydalektable:

You should date someone who supports you and wants you to succeed, like a sober companion. Date someone who knows your sordid past but doesn’t walk away. Date someone who is willing to meet your parents, even when you tell them it’s a pointless idea. Date some who is articulate and a damn find dresser. Date someone who has pretty long black hair. Lucy Liu. You should date Lucy Liu.

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martinekenblog:

Hoang Tran is a California native artist who carves incredibly detailed figurines in crayons.

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Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

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xekstrin:

The best part of adventure time will always be how much these two genuinely love each other

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ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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quiero-poder-ser-feliz:

Mike Prysner, iraq war veteran and anti-war activist.

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